What the Hell do you know about bein a Bastard?


Guardians of the Galaxy concept art - Gamora and Nebula by Andy Park *




If you think your mom overreacts just remember once my mom cancelled our trip to New York because I refused to eat the meatloaf she made

my mom accused me of selling my birth certificate and social security to the black market when she couldn’t find them

you win

(via ifyoucantdrawacrowd)

This is Carl. She’s my new friend at band practice. Carl is totally deaf, so she likes to hang out in the jam space (she probably likes feeling the drums and bass). I got her stoned for the first time last night. She passed out by the guitar for a while. When she woke up she kept nibbling my bag of weed.